TacoVerse 1:1
"Thou shalt not cut thine hair and having cut it leave all over the freaking bathroom. Neither shalt thou cut thine hair and leave it any other location in/on Ground Shields, the before mentioned being Holy and Sacred ground. Those who have yet to repent for thine sins may still be pardoned. All that I ask, is that thou refrain from such defilement. If thou doest not repent, thou will be smite from above by the mighty Taco in the sky... beware!"